- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- GET UP, YOU LAZY BALL OF GOOD-FOR-NOTHING FUR.
- HUH?
- OOH!
- YOU'RE ON MY CHAIR.
- I'M SURE HE'LL BE JUST TICKLED PINK.
I'M GOING TO START THIS VERY MINUTE
GETTING THE PLACE STRAIGHTENED UP.
TA-TA TO YOU, TOO.
I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS, HEATHCLIFF.
YOUR COUSIN, JONATHAN BIXBY MORRISON III,
IS COMING FOR A VISIT WITH HIS OWNER VANESSA.
- WHOOP-DE-DO.
- NOW, EVERYONE WILL CHIP IN
AND GET THIS PLACE SPICK AND SPAN.
VANESSA LIVES IN A LUXURIOUS PENTHOUSE IN THE BIG CITY,
AND WE WANT TO MAKE HER FEEL AT HOME.
- MOVE IT, YOU SHACK RAT.
- [GROWLING]
- [HUMMING]
- [COUGHING]
- ALMOST FORGOT THE BATHTUB.
- MEOW!
[GRUMBLING]
LET ME OUT. HELP! HELP!
[SIGHS]
AH, FINALLY,
A MOMENT'S PEACE.
- WHO'S THAT?
- OOH, WOW. LOOK AT THAT.
- WOW, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CAR.
- WELL, WELL,
THE GREAT ONE HAS ARRIVED.
- YUCK.
- OH, BROTHER.
- IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT WE'RE COUSINS,
BUT WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT BROTHERS.
THANK GOODNESS.
- WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU WAS LEAVING?
- OH, ISN'T THAT NICE?
THE 2 LITTLE COUSINS ARE GETTING ALONG FAMOUSLY.
- I'M GOING TO RETIRE.
BRING THAT BAG UP TO MY ROOM.
- ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
- WELL, THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A BUTLER ON THE PREMISES.
- I'M BUSY.
- I DO BELIEVE I'LL HAVE A NIGHTCAP.
- DON'T LET ME STOP YOU.
- DEAR COUSIN, I AM A GUEST.
I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A GRACIOUS HOST.
- OK, I WILL BE.
HERE, UH, LET ME HELP YOU. I'LL FLUFF UP YOUR BED HERE.
OOPS.
IT'S RISE-AND-SHINE TIME.
[RING]
GOOD MORNING, COUSIN.
READY FOR A ROYAL TOUR?
AFTER YOU FINISH BREAKFAST, OF COURSE.
THIS IS THE SPLENDIFEROUS BATHROOM,
YOUR LORDSHIP.
OVER THERE'S THE ROYAL SINK.
AND ABOVE YA...
IS THE TALCUM POWDER.
HEE HEE HOO HOO!
AND THIS IS THE LINEN CLOSET.
- YEOW!
- WHY DON'T YOU TWO CUTIES GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY?
- LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID.
ARE YOU STILL HERE?
- UNFORTUNATELY.
- I'LL SHOW COZ WHO'S KING AROUND HERE.
HEY, SPIKEY BOY!
- THAT'S A RATHER LARGE CANINE.
- LOOK AT THAT.
GOTCHA!
- WHAT HAPPENED?
- [WHISTLING A TUNE]
- AHH, BIG DEAL.
- DON'T YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR STOCKBROKER OR SOMETHING?
- NOT UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
WE USUALLY SUMMER IN FRANCE,
WHERE THE WOMEN ARE-- HOW SHALL I SAY--
OOH-LA-LA!
AND THE FOOD IS... MM-WAH!
MAGNIFIQUE.
- WELL, EXCUUUUSE ME.
AHH!
HIT THE DECK, QUICK. HURRY.
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW IT.
WILL YOU MOVE?
OH, LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY.
JUST GREAT.
THANKS A LOT, J.B.
- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, COUSIN, I'M SURE.
- HELLO THERE.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL OUT?
- YOUCERTAINLY ARE.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE ME TO THIS GORGEOUS CREATURE?
- NO.
- WAIT, DON'T GO.
- OH, HEATHCLIFF, DON'T BE SUCH A GROUCH.
INTRODUCE US.
- SONJA, THIS IS JERK.
JERK, THIS IS SONJA.
- HOW VERY DROLL, HEATHCLIFF.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
- AHA!
I'M, UH, SORRY.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU.
SONJA, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO--
HEY, WATCH OUT!
HEE HEE HOO HOO!
- OH, NO!
THAT WAS VERY MEAN, HEATHCLIFF.
HERE, I'LL HELP YOU GET CLEANED UP.
- AW, IS MY POOR LITTLE RICH COUSIN DIRTY?
- HEATHCLIFF, I'M ASHAMED OF YOU.
- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN' WITH MY GIRL?
- HAVEN'T YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BIG DANCE?
- OF COURSE.
WHAT DANCE?
- I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU.
THERE'S GOING TO BE A BIG PARTY
AT THE THIRD STREET ALLEY TONIGHT.
SEE YOU THERE, HEATHCLIFF.
- I'LL SHOW 'EM.
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, JONATHAN BIXBY BIG DEAL.
"DEAR AUNT VANESSA,
"WE FOUND THIS POOR ITTY-BITTY KITTY
"WHO NEEDS A HOME.
YOURS, KISSES, THEODORE AND BABS."
SO...
OLD J.B. WAS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ALLEY CAT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
GRRR.
- YOU DANCE DIVINELY.
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME OF THIS PUNCH?
- NO, SHE WOULDN'T CARE FOR SOME.
- HEATHCLIFF.
- FEELING EDGY, DEAR COUSIN?
- DON'T "DEAR COUSIN" ME, YOU FAKER.
[BRITISH ACCENT] HEY, LET'S DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY.
- OH!
OWWW!
- [PANTING]
- WELL, WELL, TWINKLE TOES.
THOSE EXTRA POUNDS MAKE IT RATHER HARD
TO BE LIGHT ON YOUR FEET.
- POUR SOME PUNCH FOR ME, PLEASE.
- WHOA!
- WHY, COUSIN, IT APPEARS THAT YOU'RE WET.
TSK TSK TSK.
WHAT A MESS YOU'VE MADE.
- [NO ACCENT] HEY! COUSIN OR NO COUSIN,
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WIT YOU!
JUST WHO DO YOU TINK YOU ARE?!
- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
- WANNA MAKE SOMETHIN' OF IT?
COME ON, PUT UP YOUR DUKES.
LET'S GO.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, SCAREDY-CAT?
FATSO!
- CAN'T LOOK.
- RROWWWRRRR!
- GOTTA HAND IT TO YA.
YOU'RE A DARN GOOD FIGHTER.
- YOU'RE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF.
- I KNOW.
[BOTH LAUGH]
FRIENDS?
- FRIENDS.
- LET'S GO PIG OUT ON THE CAVIAR.
- CAVIAR?
- I LOVE CAVIAR.
I HAVEN'T HAD ANY CAVIAR
SINCE THAT CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS, OH, ABOUT...
- RIFFRAFF IS GETTIN' ALL SPIFFED UP.
I WONDER WHERE HE'S GOING.
- WE COULD FIND OUT. WE COULD ASK HIM.
- WELL, LET'S GO ASK HIM.
- HEY, RIFFRAFF, YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY DAPPER, MAN. WHAT'S THE PLAN?
- IF YOU HAVE TO KNOW, CLEO AND I ARE GOING DOWN
TO THE FUN PARK TO HAVE A FEW LAUGHS.
- OH, BOY! THE FUN PARK!
I LOVE GOIN' THERE.
- THAT'S TOO BAD, MUNGO, 'CAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING TO THE FUN PARK.
LIKE I SAID, IT'S JUST ME AND CLEO,
AND YOU GUYS AREN'T INVITED.
- GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD.
THE FUN PARK IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES.
- DON'T WORRY, PAL.
WE'RE GOIN' TO THE PARK, TOO.
- CLEO, YOU LUCKY CAT,
HERE COMES THE ONE AND ONLY RIFFRAFF.
- [SNORING]
- SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SNEAK BY ME, DID YA?
- HEY, HIYA, BUSHY, OLD BOY.
NAH, I WASN'T TRYING TO SNEAK BY YA.
I WAS JUST TESTIN' YA, THAT'S ALL.
AND YOU PASSED THE FIRST PART.
- PASSED, DID I?
- YEAH, YOU DID FINE ON THE FIRST PART.
NOW HERE'S THE SECOND PART.
[LOUD TOOT]
- YEOW!
OOF!
- WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, RIFFRAFF?
YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP A GIRL WAITING.
- SORRY, CLEO, SWEETHEART.
I WAS DETAINED BY THAT BIG BALL OF HAIR OVER THERE.
WHAT SAY WE GET GOIN',
SHALL WE, MY DEAR?
- CERTAINLY.
- OUR CHARIOT APPROACHES, MY DEAR.
- GEE, THEY LEFT WITHOUT US.
- NO PROBLEM, MUNGO. WE CAN CATCH THE NEXT BUS.
- GEE, GUYS, HOW ARE WE GONNA GET INSIDE THE PARK?
- WEREN'T YOU PAYIN' ATTENTION, FUR FACE?
WE JUST DO LIKE RIFFRAFF AND CLEO.
- YIKES! CATS UNDER MY DRESS!
- YAAA! - YAAA! - YAAA!
[ALL PANTING]
- SO, TRYIN' TO SNEAK INTO THE FUN PARK, EH?
- YOOO! - WHOA! - WAAA!
- GREAT PLAN, HECTOR, MY MAN.
- [COUGHS]
- GEE, RIFFY, AIN'T THE FUN PARK GREAT?
- YEAH, CLEO, THIS WAS A SWELL IDEA.
- [WHISTLES]
I WONDER WHICH WAY RIFFRAFF AND CLEO WENT.
- YEAH, THIS WOULD BE EVEN MORE FUN
WITH MY PAL RIFFRAFF HERE.
- WOW, RIFFY, WHAT'S THAT?
- OH, THAT'S THE HOUSE OF THE FUTURE DISPLAY.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN INSIDE?
- UH-UH.
- WELL, FOLLOW ME. I KNOW A WAY INSIDE.
- WOW!
- PRESENTING THE FUTURE.
- I THINK THEY WENT THIS WAY.
- THIS WAY TO THE HOUSE OF THE FUTURE,
THE MOST FANTASTIC VIEW OF THE FUTURE
YOU WILL EVER SEE.
STEP THIS WAY, PLEASE.
OVER HERE, THE KITCHEN OF THE FUTURE.
EVERYTHING IS COMPLETELY AUTOMATED.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS A BUTTON
IN ORDER TO ENJOY A DELICIOUS MEAL.
NOW, IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME.
- BOY, YOU CAN REALLY FEED YOUR FACE IN THIS PLACE.
- LET'S EAT.
- IN HERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT ROOM--
MOVIES, MUSIC, AND GAMES,
ALL AT THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON.
- THIS IS GONNA BE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.
WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES.
HOW'S ABOUT A NICE CANDLELIGHT DINNER,
COURTESY OF YOURS TRULY?
- WHATEVER YOU SAY, HIGH ROLLER.
NOT BAD, RIFFRAFF.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
- WELL, I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED YOUR TOUR OF THE HOUSE OF THE FUTURE.
BEFORE LEAVING, WE HAVE ONE LAST THING TO SHOW YOU--
THE HOUSE OF THE FUTURE'S SPECIAL SECURITY SYSTEM.
THIS SYSTEM COMPLETELY WATCHES OVER THE HOUSE WHILE THE OCCUPANTS ARE AWAY.
AND THAT ENDS OUR TOUR. THANK YOU.
- KILL, KILL, KILL.
HEE HEE HEE!
CATCH THEM.
- WOW!
- LOOK AT THIS NEAT ROOM.
IT HAS ALL KINDS OF THINGS TO PLAY WITH.
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?
- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY ONE OF THESE.
- KILL, KILL, KILL.
TOO MUCH KILL, KILL, KILL.
- WHOA!
WHOOOOOAAAA!
- KILL, KILL, KILL.
- YAAAAAA!
WHOAAAAAAA!
- LOOK OUT BELOWWWWW!
- KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.
- WHOA! - WHOA! - WHOA!
- YAAAA! - WHOA!
- WHAT A RUDE DUDE.
- ARE WE GONNA TAKE THAT?
- YEAH. - YEAH.
- COME ON, WE'RE GOIN' BACK IN THERE.
- NOW LET'S RELAX AND ENJOY THE SHOW.
- WHERE'S THE POPCORN?
- I DON'T KNOW. PRESS A FEW BUTTONS.
- GEE, ALL THAT EXERCISE MADE ME HUNGRY.
- WELL, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS PUSH SOME OF THESE BUTTONS,
AND WE'LL GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
- KILL, KILL, KILL.
- WOWEE ZOWEE! - WOWEE ZOWEE! - WOWEE ZOWEE!
- KILL, KILL, KILL.
- WHOOOAAA! - WHOOOAAA! - WHOOOAAA!
- OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
- WHOOOAAA! - WHOOOAAA! - WHOOOAAA!
- WE GOTTA LOWER THE BOOM ON THAT BIG VACUUM.
- HEY, CLEO, LOOK AT THIS NEAT ROOM.
IT'S FULL OF ALL KINDS OF ELECTRONIC TOYS AND GAMES.
- COME ON, RIFFRAFF, LET'S PARTY.
- LOOK AT THAT WEIRD-LOOKING COMPUTER GAME.
- LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.
- KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.
- ALL CLEAR.
THIS TIME WE'RE GETTIN' IN AND STAYIN' IN.
- COME ON, CLEO. I'LL HAVE YOU A GAME.
- COME ON, RIFFRAFF, LET'S GET TO IT.
- WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
- AAH! - AAH! - AAH!
- WHOOOAAA! - WHOOOAAA! - WHOOOAAA!
- THIS GAME IS DULL.
LET'S GO IN THE LIVING ROOM AND RELAX.
- YEAH, I'M WITH YOU, RIFFY.
HOW ABOUT SOME MILK?
- COMIN' UP.
TO A PLEASANT AFTERNOON WITH YOU, MY DEAR.
- NOT BAD, RIFFY. NOT BAD.
IT'S A GOOD THING THOSE 3 BOZO FRIENDS OF YOURS WEREN'T AROUND TO SPOIL IT.
- EVEN AT A HOUSE OF THE FUTURE, I CAN'T ESCAPE MY PAST.
OHH.
[PANTING] HEY, KIDS,
DON'T FORGET AN IMPORTANT SAFETY AND COURTESY TIP
ABOUT WALKING YOUR DOG.
HEEL, YOU HEELS!
ALWAYS WALK YOUR DOG ON A LEASH FOR HIS, OR HER'S, SAFETY.
MUSH!
THIS ALSO KEEPS YOUR DOG FROM RUNNING ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.
HEH HEH! OK, FELLAS. LET'S GO HOME.
HEEL!
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU